Baseball

Baseball Jokes

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.

your a copycat from ballarat you smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

song by john rizk

My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.