Bandage jokes

Scar

Anonymous · 7 years ago

what's black and red and is a liquid?

my scars!

Toenail

My Toenail · 5 years ago

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Steak

Willy b · 7 months ago

A social media post by a user named Redd features a picture of an extremely rare, bright red piece of meat, possibly prime rib, on a white plate with two small metal cups of sauce. The caption reads, "This is how a steak is meant to be eaten." Below this, a comment from a user named Pookie says, "just a few bandages and this cow will be able to walk again."

Bandage memes

Health

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

Eagle

420 · 6 years ago

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

Band

Anonymous · 8 years ago

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

Band

Angel.JC14 · 3 years ago

What kind of band never plays music?

Rapist

If you can't duck it..... · 7 months ago

What's the best part about duck tape?

It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"

It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.