Average person jokes

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.