Automotive jokes

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"