Automotive industry jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.