Automotive industry jokes

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.