You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."