Astley jokes

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Ashten Parkes

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat