Astley jokes

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.

The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.

The French salute starts with your hands in the air.

The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Ashten Parkes

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

Ali-A