Astley jokes

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Ashten Parkes

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Arsenal

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat