Asteroid Belt jokes

You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0