An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Ash Jokes
Like if you know what ashes are.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
