Argh jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

Bunger.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!

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