Argh jokes
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Arik? (Not a joke.)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Realger.