Argh jokes
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
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Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Bunger.
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Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
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