Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
what do u need a apple bc u got a izzy
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
Q:What’s the difference between orphans and apples? A: apples get pcked
Why does Apple logo depict 1byte in the 21st century
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I said i ate an apple because i was hungry
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple
What’s the difference between an apple and an orthan
The apple gets picked
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
