What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
An apple a day, or you'll die any way
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
