Apology jokes

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

To say sorry to the other side.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.