
Apex jokes
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
