Apex jokes

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.