Anti-Humor Jokes

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yeet

YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many YEETS are there?