A boy was terrible at writing sentences so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences and return to school the next day. When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call so he angrily shouted at the child “Shut up you Donkey!” The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom who assumed that he wanted to play video games so she said “No my dear, tomorrow.” That was his second sentence. For the third sentence he went to his older brother who was watching football where someone scored a goal so he was jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” For the fourth sentence he went to his sister who was singing “Spider-Man Spider-Man!”. For the last sentence he went to his grandmother who was cleaning the toilet and singing “Under the toilet, under the toilet”. He went to school the next day and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, “Shut up you Donkey!” The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, “Do you want me to slap you?” The boy said, “No my dear, tomorrow.” This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately he started jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” The teacher dragged him to the principal’s office as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was to which he replied by singing “ Spider-Man Spider-Man!” She asked him where he lived so he sang “Under the toilet, under the toilet”.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest? A cutting board.
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this yea
Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Are you angry?
Go Bully an Orphan!
WHat are they gonna do, tell their parents?
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets