Andy jokes

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!

Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.