What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
