Andy

Andy jokes

Acne

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What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

Cigarette

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I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!

Vaccine

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Slavery

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Community talk

The Stig is a character from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman, the character is a play on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who or what is inside the Stig's racing suit.