Andy jokes

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!

Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.