And jokes
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.