Ancient civilizations jokes
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.