Ancient civilizations jokes

Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.

Why don't Romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.