An octopus jokes

How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?

Ten-tickles!

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.