American Flag jokes
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Community talk
holy crap. my local yom haatzmaut celebration yesterday was fucking crazy. Literally thousands showed up. And a few dozen pro-Palestinian idiots showed up. But they got bamboozled by a bunch of people who were also waving Israeli and American flags. My dad played an Israeli rap song while we were going by. They looked so pissed. Am Yisrael Chai! It feels great to be a jew.
Curious question: what do you think the consequences should be if someone burnt or vandalized a country’s flag, specifically the American flag?
Explain your answer too.

