Ambition jokes

The teacher is asking you a question.

Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

Me: "Dead."

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!