Ambition jokes
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
My hopes and dreams.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.