Ambition jokes

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.

My hopes and dreams.

Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

My friends: "What's your dream job?"

Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

The teacher is asking you a question.

Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

Me: "Dead."

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.