Ambition

Ambition Jokes

Dream Job

Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

My friends: "What's your dream job?"

Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

Hitler

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Dream

    The teacher is asking you a question.

    Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

    Me: "Dead."

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  • Astronaut

    I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

    Year

    Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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