Alzheimer's victim jokes

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.