Alzheimer's victim jokes

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.

Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

Yeah, neither have they.