Alzheimer's victim jokes

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.