Air Strike jokes

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.