Aids jokes

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

"What do we want?" "HEARING AIDS!" "When do we want them?" "HEARING AIDS!"