Age difference jokes

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

What's the difference between 20 and 14?

9 to 10 years.

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.