Age 8 jokes

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Addison Banks age (8).

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BLAH.

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.