Afton jokes

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Ashten Parkes

Sans Undertale.