Afton jokes

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Africa.