Afton jokes
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
William Afton in a nutshell
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Ashten Parkes
So accurate
