Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!!!
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
