Adoption center

Adoption Center Jokes

Adoption

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Wheelchair

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Adoption

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Adoption

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Dad

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Man

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Orphan

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Adoption

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

Ugliness

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Old Lady

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Kid

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

Adoption

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?