The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, havenβt seen you in a long time!"
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
