Adopt Me

Adopt Me Jokes

Orphan

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Orphan

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Orphan

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Orphan

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Adoption

Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?

Son, you're adopted!