dissabled man- stands up
blind man- “you can stand?”
deaf man- “you can see?”
mute man- “you can hear?”
dissabled man- “you can talk?”
doctor- “what the actual fuck”
other doctor- “FUCK THIS I QUIT!”
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.... I was the joke😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
( Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why a made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying ) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
YO PEOPLE!
LITTLE JOHNNY'S ACTUALLY DEAD!!!
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
What’s a orphan favourite game?
GTA because there actually wanted?
Lol
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.