Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looked normal
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓