Dissables jokes

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

A disabled man stands up.

A blind man says, "You can stand?"

A deaf man says, "You can see?"

A mute person says, "You can hear?"

The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

like this if you don't like school.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.