Dissables jokes

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

A disabled man stands up.

A blind man says, "You can stand?"

A deaf man says, "You can see?"

A mute person says, "You can hear?"

The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

like this if you don't like school.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))