Acoustic jokes

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.