Accident

Accident Jokes

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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