Abies jokes

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

A: By how much he's coffin.

What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.