A minor

A Minor Jokes

Teacher

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

Quarrel

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Pedophile

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Note

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

Priest

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

Arrest

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.