What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
THE TERRORIST
@theterrorist
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.