I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
THE TERRORIST
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention? Don't get carried away.
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread