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Shitpost master-general

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Registered on 10/19/2025 · 2 followers · Last active 5 months ago

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Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

The image features the famous oil painting 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' by Emanuel Leutze, showing George Washington standing heroically in a boat filled with soldiers navigating through ice. Above the painting, the text reads: 'Christmas night, 1776. George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill government officials in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%.'

Cracker

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A picture of the iconic Cracker Barrel triangular peg game featuring a wooden board and plastic golf tees. Text is overlaid on the image saying "THE CRACKER BARREL PEG GAME FANDOM IS DYING" at the top and "REPOST IF YOU LOVE PEGGING" at the bottom, with the words "REPOST IF" appearing over a black bar.

Raccoon

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A raccoon standing upright on its hind legs. Red arrows point to its fur and legs with the labels "Featherless" and "Biped". At the bottom, a large caption in red and black text reads "THIS IS A MAN".

Man

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A parody illustration of the "Think Mark" meme from the animated series Invincible. It features Diogenes, depicted as a muscular man with a white beard in a white toga, kneeling over a beaten Plato. Diogenes is holding a plucked, pink chicken in one hand and pointing at his head with the other, shouting at Plato. The background features ancient Greek columns under a dusk sky. The text above them reads: "You can't just define man as 'featherless bipeds'! I mean look at this chicken I just plucked! Does this featherless biped look like a man to you?! THINK PLATO THINK!"

Lean

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

We wuz kangz n shiet

Cat

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Mmmmmm zogslop~

A white line drawing of a sad cat with an arrow pointing to its stomach that says "full of goyslop". Below the cat are photos of highly processed food items: a bottle of Crisco vegetable oil, a Baskin-Robbins Oreo Shake, French fries, a McDonald's Big Mac burger, and a bottle of Karo light corn syrup.

Pedophile

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a social media post with the top text: "i believe they should be a part of the prison community". Below it is a news article preview from The Daily Caller titled "Pedophiles Believe They Should Be A Part Of The LGBT Community". The accompanying image shows an adult's hands resting on the shoulders of a young child who is visibly upset and crying.

Preference

Shitpost master-general · In-joke · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube-style comment from a user named Cosmo idk. The user is responding to a post by Bree(gambler) that contains a dark image of a cat. Cosmo's reply says, "mm I prefer mals pussies."

Hell

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Never forget the Holodomor

A dark, atmospheric oil painting depicting a hellish underworld. In the background, a massive, ancient stone fortress or palace with many arches is illuminated by fires. The foreground shows a river of molten lava or blood. A lone figure in a dark cloak stands on a rocky ledge overlooking the fiery expanse. Overlaid text reads: "THEM: HEAVEN GAINED ANOTHER ANGEL!" at the top, "ME IN HELL:" in the center, and "(I COULD ONLY FIND 271,000)" at the bottom.

Electronics

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.

A political cartoon by Glenn McCoy showing a street scene in Baltimore. The "BALTIMORE TVs & ELECTRONICS" and "LIQUOR & CIGARS" stores are on fire with broken windows, and looters are running away with an HDTV and beer. The "BELTS & SUSPENDERS" store remains completely untouched and open for business, suggesting the looters have no interest in belts.

Gift

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Merry eve of Christmas

A lit green candle in a glass jar sits on a wooden surface. The text at the top of the image says "Men are so hard to shop for". The label on the candle reads "Cigarettes and Gasoline Candle" and includes simple line-art icons of a smoking cigarette and a jerrycan of gasoline.

Nigga

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A meme featuring an anime girl with pink hair in pigtails, identified as Kasane Teto, looking sad and crying. The text above her reads "when a nigga so retarded you just cry". A watermark @based teto is in the bottom left corner.

Dog

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A close-up, spherical head of a black dog with wide, startled eyes is superimposed over an image of a rocket launch or a massive explosion. The dog appears to be the projectile or is flying directly away from the blast, which consists of bright orange fire and thick white and gray smoke.

Wolf

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god

Captain

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A two-panel image. The top panel features a Doge wearing a captain's hat inside a wooden ship cabin with the text: "Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific." The bottom panel shows a green Cheems character with tentacles on its face and wings, standing in a dark, stormy sea under a full moon, with the text: "Chtumlu".

Bussy

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A black and white manga panel depicts a young character, likely male, with messy hair and tear-streaked cheeks, looking distressed and crying. Large white text overlays the image, reading: "IM SORRY FOR HAVING A PUFFY PINK LOVE-TUNNEL-3000 SQUEAKY CLEAN GORILLA GRIP BUSSY I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE".

War

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A four-panel rage comic. Panel 1 shows a simple stick figure arguing about WWII being 'based' to a Trollface who replies, 'you still think there was a war?'. Panel 2 features a screaming, wide-mouthed Trollface delivering a rant about Babylon, unreal wars, and genocide. Panel 3 shows a menacing, detailed Trollface asking conspiratorial questions about merchants, crosses, scientists, and disposing of bodies. Panel 4 features a highly distorted, demonic black Trollface head surrounded by a colorful Ouroboros (a dragon biting its tail), with the text: 'THE HEAD BITES THE TAIL, IN DEATH THEY ARE BORN.'

Politician

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Zionism and jihad are brothers

A four-panel image featuring US Presidents Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, each touching the Western Wall in Jerusalem. On their heads, they are photoshopped wearing red conical Asian hats. Above the panels, the text reads: "I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP."

Loaf

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A meme featuring a photograph of two slices of lemon raspberry loaf bread displayed side-by-side in a store display case. The swirls of raspberry filling inside the bread coincidentally form two distinct smiling faces or expressions. The text above the image reads, "inside you there are two lemon raspberry loaves." Below the loaves are labels reading "Lemon Raspberry Loaf" and the price, partially visible.

Tree

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1 shows a stick figure with a Trollface smiling next to a stylized tree with a white trunk covered in eyes. Text below the figure: "what a nice tree". Panel 2 shows the same figure and tree. Text below the figure: "I love trees". Panel 3 is a black and white/blue photo close-up of a real tree trunk with numerous eye-like markings (lenticels). Panel 4 shows only the stylized tree with eyes, and a pool of blood is visible on the ground below its trunk.

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