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Shitpost master-general

Registered on 10/19/2025 · 2 followers · Last active 11 hours ago
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15 days ago

Merry eve of Christmas

A lit green candle in a glass jar sits on a wooden surface. The text at the top of the image says "Men are so hard to shop for". The label on the candle reads "Cigarettes and Gasoline Candle" and includes simple line-art icons of a smoking cigarette and a jerrycan of gasoline.
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    16 days ago
    A meme featuring an anime girl with pink hair in pigtails, identified as Kasane Teto, looking sad and crying. The text above her reads "when a nigga so retarded you just cry". A watermark @based teto is in the bottom left corner.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    16 days ago
    A close-up, spherical head of a black dog with wide, startled eyes is superimposed over an image of a rocket launch or a massive explosion. The dog appears to be the projectile or is flying directly away from the blast, which consists of bright orange fire and thick white and gray smoke.
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    16 days ago

    Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god

    A black and white image showing a black wolf and a white wolf facing each other in profile with a large full moon in the background. The text above the wolves reads "INSIDE YOU THERE ARE 4,294,967,296 WOLVES". The text below the wolves reads "they weigh billions of pounds and you cannot move".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    16 days ago
    A two-panel image. The top panel features a Doge wearing a captain's hat inside a wooden ship cabin with the text: "Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific." The bottom panel shows a green Cheems character with tentacles on its face and wings, standing in a dark, stormy sea under a full moon, with the text: "Chtumlu".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    17 days ago
    A black and white manga panel depicts a young character, likely male, with messy hair and tear-streaked cheeks, looking distressed and crying. Large white text overlays the image, reading: "IM SORRY FOR HAVING A PUFFY PINK LOVE-TUNNEL-3000 SQUEAKY CLEAN GORILLA GRIP BUSSY I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    17 days ago
    A four-panel rage comic. Panel 1 shows a simple stick figure arguing about WWII being 'based' to a Trollface who replies, 'you still think there was a war?'. Panel 2 features a screaming, wide-mouthed Trollface delivering a rant about Babylon, unreal wars, and genocide. Panel 3 shows a menacing, detailed Trollface asking conspiratorial questions about merchants, crosses, scientists, and disposing of bodies. Panel 4 features a highly distorted, demonic black Trollface head surrounded by a colorful Ouroboros (a dragon biting its tail), with the text: 'THE HEAD BITES THE TAIL, IN DEATH THEY ARE BORN.'
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  • Shitpost master-general
    17 days ago

    Zionism and jihad are brothers

    A four-panel image featuring US Presidents Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, each touching the Western Wall in Jerusalem. On their heads, they are photoshopped wearing red conical Asian hats. Above the panels, the text reads: "I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP."
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  • Shitpost master-general
    17 days ago
    A meme featuring a photograph of two slices of lemon raspberry loaf bread displayed side-by-side in a store display case. The swirls of raspberry filling inside the bread coincidentally form two distinct smiling faces or expressions. The text above the image reads, "inside you there are two lemon raspberry loaves." Below the loaves are labels reading "Lemon Raspberry Loaf" and the price, partially visible.
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    17 days ago
    A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1 shows a stick figure with a Trollface smiling next to a stylized tree with a white trunk covered in eyes. Text below the figure: "what a nice tree". Panel 2 shows the same figure and tree. Text below the figure: "I love trees". Panel 3 is a black and white/blue photo close-up of a real tree trunk with numerous eye-like markings (lenticels). Panel 4 shows only the stylized tree with eyes, and a pool of blood is visible on the ground below its trunk.
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    17 days ago
    A 4chan greentext post set against an image of a plate of pasta. The text tells a story of a family dinner where the poster's brother suggests AI won't rebel because it is programmed to obey. The grandpa responds, without looking up from his plate, by drawing a shocking comparison between programmed AI and historical racial servitude.
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    17 days ago

    Syrupy

    An illustration of the anime character Megumin from KonoSuba looking surprised with a black choker around her neck. The text overlay reads, "UNEMPLOYED BUT HER FEET GIVING ME A JOB."
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    25 days ago
    An orange, highly agitated emoji face with furrowed brows and bared teeth, resembling a balloon and surrounded by red fiery wisps. The text above the face reads 'I HATE FEMBOY DIH', and the text below reads 'DONT SEND ME ANY!!'. A watermark with the handle '@shygoninja' is visible on the emoji's face.
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    25 days ago
    An anime character, depicted as a catboy with black hair, cat ears, and a tail, is wearing a light grey hoodie and looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says, 'yes im manly wdym'.
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    25 days ago
    A three-panel stick figure comic. The first panel shows a lonely stick figure in a dark, scribbled void, representing depression or isolation. The second panel introduces a second stick figure, a femboy character with cat ears and tail, appearing from behind a wall, with the first stick figure reacting positively with the text 'omg femboy hi!!!'. The third panel shows the first stick figure holding a squirt gun labeled 'hydroflouric acid', spraying the now-chained femboy character, causing visible injury and blood.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    25 days ago

    Hydrate guys

    An anime drawing of a person with dark hair and a yellow headband drinking enthusiastically from a plastic water bottle. The person has a pleased expression, and droplets of water are visible around their mouth. The words 'GULP GULP' are next to their mouth. At the top of the image, the text reads 'this is not a meme,' and at the bottom, 'drink your goddamn water.'
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  • Shitpost master-general
    25 days ago

    Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter

    An image shows a large asteroid colliding with the Earth, causing a bright explosion. The text on the image reads, 'This Will Affect The Trout Population I Think.'
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  • Shitpost master-general
    25 days ago
    A close-up photograph of a small, spotted deer (fawn) eating green leaves and pink flowers from a vase on a piece of furniture. White text overlay reads: 'I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups'.
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    25 days ago

    Quit your babbling

    An image showing several cats of varying breeds and expressions in front of a depiction of the Tower of Babel. Each cat has a speech bubble containing a different linguistic variation of the sound "meow", such as "Meow!?", "Miaou", "Njaü", "мgу" (Russian), "Miauw!", and "מיאו" (Hebrew).
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago

    Mmmmmm femboys…

    A meme using a Renaissance-style painting of God, who is shown with a white beard and flowing robes, speaking in a thought bubble. The bubble contains the text: 'Let there be Boys Cuddling in bed.' Below the image of God, there are three separate anime-style illustrations depicting two male characters cuddling affectionately in a bed. A second, partially visible speech bubble shows a reaction: 'Awesome! Thank'.
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