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What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

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A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

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A classical painting style image shows a young woman with long dark hair, wearing a green and blue dress, sitting gracefully on a moss-covered rock. She is looking to her left, with a serene expression, under a starry night sky with trees in the background. Overlayed in white text are the words: "due to not wanting to, I will not. thanks."

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A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

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A black and white meme featuring a Wojak character (also known as Feels Guy) with a wormhole-like grid representing spacetime extending from his head. Above him, orange text reads, 'TIME IS AFFECTED BY GRAVITY'. Below him, magenta text reads, 'DISAGREE? SCIENCE IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU'. The signature 'Absolutna Cwelina' is in the bottom right.

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A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

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A Mike Tyson action figure, wearing black boxing shorts and red gloves, stands in a miniature boxing ring. He faces away from the viewer, looking towards a large, pink, glittery letter "S" positioned in the corner of the ring. The ropes of the ring are blue. The text above the image reads: "Mike Tyson squares off against his toughest opponent yet".

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A white background meme featuring stick figures. On the left, a large, aggressive-looking stick figure with a wide, jagged smile, wearing a red and black shirt with a yellow earring, holds a lit Molotov cocktail. Above it, text reads: "It's over, conservatives. We're going to destroy the government, eat the rich, slaughter police and abolish gender and religion." Below this figure, smaller text says: "Wow that's mean :( We just want free healthcare :(". On the right, a smaller, simpler stick figure with a sad, resigned expression says: "Ok I guess I'll fight you".

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The meme features the animated characters Boog the bear and Elliot the deer from the movie 'Open Season,' both with wide, terrified eyes, looking out into the distance. The text reads: 'ME AND MY BROTHER WATCHING the skinless corpse walk across our backyard and into the nearby woods at 8:37 pm on February 13th 2022'.

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A three-panel political compass meme. The top panel shows an NPC Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The sinking of the Titanic was an accident caused by poor weather conditions." The middle panel shows a Brainlet Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The Titanic was deliberately sunk to kill off those who opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve." The bottom panel shows GigaChad against a political compass background, with the text: "Ice (((berg)))"

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A white domestic duck stands facing right on a plain white background. Above the duck, in black text, it reads: "This is just a normal duck, nothing will happen if you like this photo".

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An anime-style illustration shows a man and a woman in a close, intimate embrace. The woman, Mikasa Ackerman, has dark hair and is smiling subtly while looking towards the viewer. The man, Levi Ackerman, also with dark hair, leans into her, appearing intense. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "WHEN YOU ARE OUT IN A RESTAURANT WITH YOUR COUSIN AND THEY SAY THEY HAVE A 40% DISCOUNT ON COUPLES". A small watermark "TAPIOCA Memes" is visible in the bottom left corner of the image.

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A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"

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Dongs in a wait

A meme shows two structures from the mobile game Clash of Clans. Above the left structure, a timer reads '17d 23H' (17 days, 23 hours). Above the right structure, a timer reads '16d 23H' (16 days, 23 hours). The top text overlay reads: 'Clash of Clans players be like: OMG this is sick gameplay'.

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A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a pink-shirted man tells a blue-hoodie man, "Oh, I don't shake hands. I'm a germaphobe." In the second panel, the pink-shirted man asks, "How 'bout a fist-bump!" as they perform a fist-bump. In the third panel, a green-shirted man approaches the blue-hoodie man, who is walking away, and asks, "Dude! Was that anal-fisting-porn-star legend, Johnny Shit-Knuckles?!" The pink-shirted man looks on in surprise. In the fourth panel, the pink-shirted man has a look of extreme horror and disgust, realizing who he just fist-bumped.

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A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a creepy man in a trench coat, with hairy legs visible, says "HEY KID!" to a small girl holding an ice cream cone on a sidewalk. In the second panel, the man opens his trench coat to the girl, who has dropped her ice cream, standing between his legs. In the third panel, a woman screams in terror, her eyes wide with horror. In the fourth panel, the man's trench coat is open, revealing he is wearing a green T-shirt that says "THE TIME IS NOW. GO VEGAN." He has a large, unsettling smile. The watermark "@TONYBTS2" is visible in the first panel.

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A Twitter (now X) post from user Pol Atreides (@Aliathewhite) which reads: 'This is like : Elves / Orcs'. Below this tweet is an older tweet from the same user, linking to 'x.com/BeatAntiWhitis...' and displaying two side-by-side images of women. The left image shows a fair-skinned woman with freckles and natural features. The right image is a mugshot of a dark-skinned woman with elaborate 'baby hair' styling, heavy makeup, long eyelashes, green contact lenses, and a lip piercing.

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An animated image depicts an elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a blue dress, sitting in a large green armchair. She is casually tossing bundles of green money from a basket labeled "MONEY TO BURN" into a fireplace. Above the scene, the text reads "Buying food".

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