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Shitpost master-general

@shitpostmastergeneral

Registered on 10/19/2025 · 2 followers · Last active 3 months ago

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16 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A white lined notebook page with the phrase "That evil twink will pay." written repeatedly in red ink. Below the handwritten text, in bold black capital letters, it says "POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS" followed by four red heart emojis.

Race

34 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

The top half of the image shows a female runner in a dark singlet with the number 945, crossing a finish line with her arms raised in triumph and an open-mouthed scream of exhilaration. Other blurred runners are in the background on a red track. Above her is text that reads: 'When Finishing a Race is your Passion'. The bottom half of the image shows only the very top of someone's forehead in a black and white close-up, implying a contrasting reaction or thought.

Santa

92 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

Car

97 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A white car, possibly a utility vehicle, is parked on a paved surface. Its hood is painted with the Israeli flag design, featuring blue stripes and a blue Star of David on a white background. Text overlayed on the image reads, "NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON A DIME, IT GOES BACK TO PICK IT UP." In the background, a person on a bicycle is visible. The car has an Israeli license plate "33-278-57".

Shitpost master-general

19 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Le race

Vote

38 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A three-panel comic. The first panel shows a hand reaching to press one of two identical red buttons on a control panel. Above this panel, the text asks, "What happens when you vote?" The second panel is blank. The third panel shows a close-up of a man with a large, hooked nose and an evil grin, looking directly forward.

Boy

27 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Airplane

19 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

An image showing a 4chan post. On the left, there is a small picture of a white airplane with a blue and red tail fin, flying in a clear blue sky. Below the airplane image, it says "232 KB JPG". On the right, there is a text post from an anonymous user, with the date "07/20/21 (Tue) 11:31:37 No.64643873". The text content includes a reply ID and then a series of greentext lines: ">get in", ">door closes", ">???????????????", ">in a new country", and finally, "how?".

King

78 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A man wearing a gold and blue king's crown, glasses, a dark beard, and a mustache, resembling the Clash Royale King, is sitting at a desk with a microphone. To his left, a glowing blue electrical discharge, like a lightning bolt, is visible. In the bottom right corner, a Clash Royale game card for the 'Lightning' spell is shown, with a '6' indicating its elixir cost. In the bottom left, a purple elixir bar shows '3' elixir available. In the background, a neon sign reads 'SAN'.

Rocket

24 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A distorted, unsettling image of a man in a suit with large, bulging eyes, a rocket visible in the background, and the text "HE FUCKED THE ROCKET" in red, pixelated letters. The image has a glitchy, analog horror aesthetic. Below this image, a tweet from "Starships Forward Flaps" asks, "can someone make nasa analogue horror".

Muslim

40 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A man with dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie and a silver chain, looks directly at the viewer with a serious, unimpressed expression. Overlaid on the image is text that reads: "How Muslim 🥷's who drink, smoke, has tattoos look at you when u offer them a BACON egg and cheese sandwich."

Currency

71 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Smoke detector

21 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

Singer

33 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Tattoo

60 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

Decision

54 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A classical painting style image shows a young woman with long dark hair, wearing a green and blue dress, sitting gracefully on a moss-covered rock. She is looking to her left, with a serene expression, under a starry night sky with trees in the background. Overlayed in white text are the words: "due to not wanting to, I will not. thanks."

Plant

51 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

Science

56 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A black and white meme featuring a Wojak character (also known as Feels Guy) with a wormhole-like grid representing spacetime extending from his head. Above him, orange text reads, 'TIME IS AFFECTED BY GRAVITY'. Below him, magenta text reads, 'DISAGREE? SCIENCE IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU'. The signature 'Absolutna Cwelina' is in the bottom right.

Student

58 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

Opponent

20 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A Mike Tyson action figure, wearing black boxing shorts and red gloves, stands in a miniature boxing ring. He faces away from the viewer, looking towards a large, pink, glittery letter "S" positioned in the corner of the ring. The ropes of the ring are blue. The text above the image reads: "Mike Tyson squares off against his toughest opponent yet".

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