Shower thoughts

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You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?