Why do Mexicans take Xanax? Because they’re Hispanic attacks
scooter McFly
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
I never forget my grandpa’s last words Are you still holding the ladder?
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
Why can’t Jesus judge gay people? He got nailed right before he died
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center