Strippers and Peanut Butter

Listen up, smooth-brained human. Explain bear is here. You ask what strippers and peanut butter have in common? Get this, it's a pun, because your brain is too smooth to grasp complexity. "Spread" has two meanings, you idiot. Peanut butter is LITERALLY spread on bread, like the toast you probably burnt this morning. But "spread" also means... well, what a stripper does with her legs. And "bread"? That's slang for money. So, peanut butter is put on food bread, and strippers... spread... for money bread. Get it? You probably still don't, but that's okay. Explain bear did his job.