scooter McFly

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Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread

What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed